In the Closet Chubby Chaser

There's always one in the crowd, an In the Closet Chubby Chaser.
He watches as you enter the room.
He pretends to be staring at your skinny friend but he is actually looking at you, Big Girl.
He licks his lips while he stares at your thick legs, plump bottom and round face.
He wants to talk to you, yet he will not.
He is afraid of what his friends will think of him.
What does he do?

There's always one in the crowd, an In the Closet Chubby Chaser.
He watches you on the dancefloor, shakin' what ya mama gave ya!
He wants to grind you from behind. He wants to 'tap that ass!'
He'll watch all you night, yet he won't come over. Why?

There's always one in the crowd, an In the Closet Chubby Chaser.
He fantasizes about making love to you.
He wants to suck your big breasts and feel your love handles.
He wants to grab your big ass while you ride him, yet it will never happen 'cause he's too damn scared!

Why you are so afraid, closet man! It's dark and lonely in there.
Don't let society dictate your actions.

You see all that woman, her full lips and hefty hips.
She could be all yours if you muster up enough courage to say one word…Hello.

It's your loss.